one move and the nigger gets it 

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

” City Morgue , you kill ‘em , we chill ‘em ” 

a-new-surrender:

home-of-hip-hop:

I must of had me 16 Dr. Peppers. 

*15

must have or must’ve* common misconception that uv sound you hear after the must/should/would/could all that.. is just an apostrophe and ve….for some reason the same people who dont know/care about that are the ones who don’t know that there they’re and their are actually all different. and also that your and you’re mean 2 different things too. fuckin crazy right ? actually having paid attention in the 3rd grade ? insane to think some people did that. 

light-of-the-cross:

get-motivation:

puttingtheforkdown:

letting-go-is-freedom:

peanutbutterandkoalas:

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

I literally started crying

You have to do this

Beautiful!

Omg, I almost cried :)

click it!!

that worked for you people ? its a fake thing made to say that to you … like, what ? 

correction…mitch hedberg….

snorl4x:

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU’RE AND YOUR??????